This couple of tourists at the night bus stop resembled two discarded puppies. The wife didn't want the unknown, and the husband didn't want to spend money. The coward and the cheapskate - they're not even people, they're just characters. We know exactly how to handle them. We'd make great people tamers! For the husband, we offered free lodging, treats and sex. For the wife, we bribed her with promises of new emotions and unforgettable experiences. As for the latter, we can assure you that she didn't regret the choice she made. The husband was less lucky, and probably you have already realized why. But at least he was warm!
